Nothing to be ashamed off bro! You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel ooookay!
Tl;DR Do me, please do!

Quote from Bose321 :

Would you mind?

Not at all darling.

Even after pressing yes on every god damn link on any porn site these last years, I yet have to be hacket / get a seriously crappy virus. Sure, was this virus which opened like 250 IE windows to different homosexual websites some time back, but that was just all jolly good and fun. Personaly meatspin and lemonparty are my favorites of the sites which poped up on startup.

Wait, you'll fab to it?

Fecks sake, who do I need to butt**** here to de-rail this topic so hard that it turns out to an talk of sex, woman and alcohol, instead of a phone-rage-war??

Oh come on, you people are serious? I don't give a shit what phone people has, as long as it suits them and their ways of using it. Personally I am Android boy, but thats because I yet have to test the others, and because it gives me a lot of freedom. If I want to transfer an audiofile from pc to my phone I do that. No need for shitty extra programs or regulations from an insane-controlling company.
When that is said, Apple really has some great and neat features, so all in all it's a solid phone.

Does it give you blowjobs without getting STD'S?
- No.
The phone sucks.

Quote from Eclipsed :

Don't be too proud about others copying you - there are also people who copy Bieber and other idiots. (I'm such an evil person :P)
PS. TVE - stop copying me!

Quote from Sobis :

Yeah TVE is such an **** (see what I did there?), he should be ashamed.

Who the **** crawled up your arses????????

God damnit, I cannot look through every topic there is in looking for people to mention me in one way or another
Why moving to Norway? My place is small but if you are shit out of luck and no place to stay you could allwaya take the sofa ^^

Got exact same thing a year ago, was a virus. Just deleted it with an antivirus program (Norton) and it has never bothered me anymore.

Quote from brood :

I'm delighted to see that Jason is running this again, as I'd been getting a bit worried. I've just put my money down.

Three Jump, Rob, and der butz ought to know that I'll be driving from Bristol. At least I hope so. My car's brakes are currently very unwell, with new parts a long way away, so it may not be repaired in time.

So instead of helping out by giving someone a lift, I might instead need to ask Rob for a lift too! Note that if my car is repaired in time, its asymmetry means it only has space for a single passenger, and a small one at that. If you thought The Very End's is a clown car, you ought to see mine.

Alternatively, I might try to persuade a friend or two from Bristol to drive me. Nick A went in 2009 and 10 and is a quick and keen simracer.

Bruce

Hey!! Do not mock my awesome 51 bhp patriot monster!!!

Quote from Sobis :

Especially videos. And not necessarily karting videos.

Don't fuking start that shit again, those videos are forever lost (and by good reasons) in the depths of hell!

Yeah, check DAT ASS!

Dawe, you really hate this game don't you?

Quote from jrd.racer :

Just need driver swap already dammit. I dont care about Lotus and not even RUF so much. Dont care for Montreal either. Just bring the driver swaps. How hard can it be............

It's early 2009 hard....
Yeeeaaah it is that bad!

It"s hard beeing sexy!

...maybe

Wait what the **** is this lol?

Oh? Well it's better than the new xbox at least, and with the more user friendly way of doing things the PS4 does not seem to be a very bad buy at all. Then again I am a PC gamer so I will stick with that, but if I got to pick a console I would say PS4 is the best buy of the "new generation".

Haha Game Of Physics and it would somewhat fit as humor for the ones understanding it

Oh no you didn't!

And when does it start again, april 2014?

Holy shit Bob! Never tasted those things before but heard great things about them!

Yeah mean when this even is going to be right?
It's 10-11 august

Holy shit that sounds relaxing haha I got to spring around and throw shit everywhere to be within the god damn time limit of everything. Barely keeping the head over water atm

Waht... just 8..9 hours? Lol I have these last 3 months worked 50 hours AVARAGE each week >.<
But it's safe within the drive / rest hours, usually even on 12 hours days it's seldom more than 6 hours drive - the time is used to load on and toss / load off the truck I drive to grosery / food stores with truck / truck and waggon.